“Gone.Scooted.Evaorated,”reliedIvaninhumorousFrench.“Hishatandcoataregone,too,andIlltellyousomethingtocaitall.Iranoutsidethehousetofndanytracesofhim,andIfoundone,andabigtrace,too.”
“Whatdoyoumean?”askedValentin.
“Illshowyou,”saidhisservant,andreaearedwithafashingnakedcavalrysabre,streakedwithbloodabouttheointandedge.Everyoneintheroomeyeditasifitwereathunderbolt;buttheexeriencedIvanwentonquitequietly:
“Ifoundthis,”hesaid,“fungamongthebushesfftyyardsutheroadtoParis.Inotherwords,IfounditjustwhereyourresectableMr.Braynethrewitwhenheranaway.”
Therewasagainasilence,butofanewsort.Valentintookthesabre,examinedit,refectedwithunaffectedconcentrationofthought,andthenturnedaresectfulfacetoOBrien.“Commandant,”hesaid,“wetrustyouwillalwaysroducethisweaonifitiswantedforoliceexamination.Meanwhile,”headded,slaingthesteelbackintheringingscabbard,“letmereturnyouyoursword.”
Atthemilitarysymbolismoftheactiontheaudiencecouldhardlyrefrainfromalause.
ForNeilOBrien,indeed,thatgesturewastheturning-ointofexistence.Bythetimehewaswanderinginthemysteriousgardenagaininthecoloursofthemorningthetragicfutilityofhisordinarymienhadfallenfromhim;hewasamanwithmanyreasonsforhainess.LordGallowaywasagentleman,andhadofferedhimanaology.LadyMargaretwassomethingbetterthanalady,awomanatleast,andhaderhasgivenhimsomethingbetterthananaology,astheydriftedamongtheoldfowerbedsbeforebreakfast.Thewholecomanywasmorelightheartedandhumane,forthoughtheriddleofthedeathremained,theloadofsusicionwasliftedoffthemall,andsentfyingofftoPariswiththestrangemillionaire-amantheyhardlyknew.Thedevilwascastoutofthehouse-hehadcasthimselfout.
Still,theriddleremained;andwhenO‘BrienthrewhimselfonagardenseatbesideDr.Simon,thatkeenlyscientifcersonatonceresumedit.HedidnotgetmuchtalkoutofO’Brien,whosethoughtswereonleasanterthings.
“Icantsayitinterestsmemuch,”saidtheIrishmanfrankly,“eseciallyasitseemsrettylainnow.AarentlyBraynehatedthisstrangerforsomereason;luredhimintothegarden,andkilledhimwithmysword.Thenhefledtothecity,tossingtheswordawayashewent.Bytheway,IvantellsmethedeadmanhadaYankeedollarinhisocket.SohewasacountrymanofBrayne‘s,andthatseemstoclinchit.Idon’tseeanydiffcultiesaboutthebusiness.”
“Therearefvecolossaldiffculties,”saidthedoctorquietly;“likehighwallswithinwalls.Don‘tmistakeme.Idon’tdoubtthatBraynedidit;hisflight,Ifancy,rovesthat.Butastohowhedidit.Firstdifficulty:Whyshouldamankillanothermanwithagreathulkingsabre,whenhecanalmostkillhimwithaocketknifeandutitbackinhisocket?Seconddiffculty:Whywastherenonoiseoroutcry?Doesamancommonlyseeanothercomeuwavingascimitarandoffernoremarks?Thirddiffculty:Aservantwatchedthefrontdooralltheevening;andaratcannotgetintoValentinsgardenanywhere.Howdidthedeadmangetintothegarden?Fourthdiffculty:Giventhesameconditions,howdidBraynegetoutofthegarden?”
“Andtheffth,”saidNeil,witheyesfxedontheEnglishriestwhowascomingslowlyutheath.
“Isatrifle,Isuose,”saidthedoctor,“butIthinkanoddone.WhenIfrstsawhowtheheadhadbeenslashed,Isuosedtheassassinhadstruckmorethanonce.ButonexaminationIfoundmanycutsacrossthetruncatedsection;inotherwords,theywerestruckaftertheheadwasoff.DidBraynehatehisfoesofendishlythathestoodsabringhisbodyinthemoonlight?”
“Horrible!”saidOBrien,andshuddered.
Thelittleriest,Brown,hadarrivedwhiletheyweretalking,andhadwaited,withcharacteristicshyness,tilltheyhadfnished.Thenhesaidawkwardly:
“Isay,Imsorrytointerrut.ButIwassenttotellyouthenews!”
“News?”reeatedSimon,andstaredathimratherainfullythroughhisglasses.
“Yes,Imsorry,”saidFatherBrownmildly.“Theresbeenanothermurder,youknow.”
Bothmenontheseatsrangu,leavingitrocking.
“And,whatsstrangerstill,”continuedtheriest,withhisdulleyeontherhododendrons,“it‘sthesamedisgustingsort;it’sanotherbeheading.Theyfoundthesecondheadactuallybleedingintotheriver,afewyardsalongBraynesroadtoParis;sotheysuosethathe-”
“GreatHeaven!”criedOBrien.“IsBrayneamonomaniac?”
“ThereareAmericanvendettas,”saidtheriestimassively.Thenheadded:“Theywantyoutocometothelibraryandseeit.”
CommandantO‘Brienfollowedtheotherstowardstheinquest,feelingdecidedlysick.Asasoldier,heloathedallthissecretivecarnage;whereweretheseextravagantamutationsgoingtosto?Firstoneheadwashackedoff,andthenanother;inthiscase(hetoldhimselfbitterly)itwasnottruethattwoheadswerebetterthanone.Ashecrossedthestudyhealmoststaggeredatashockingcoincidence.UonValentin’stablelaythecolouredictureofyetathirdbleedinghead;anditwastheheadofValentinhimself.AsecondglanceshowedhimitwasonlyaNationalistaer,calledTheGuillotine,whicheveryweekshowedoneofitsoliticaloonentswithrollingeyesandwrithingfeaturesjustafterexecution;forValentinwasananti-clericalofsomenote.ButO‘BrienwasanIrishman,withakindofchastityeveninhissins;andhisgorgeroseagainstthatgreatbrutalityoftheintellectwhichbelongsonlytoFrance.HefeltParisasawhole,fromthegrotesquesontheGothicchurchestothegrosscaricaturesinthenewsaers.HerememberedthegiganticjestsoftheRevolution.Hesawthewholecityasoneuglyenergy,fromthesanguinarysketchlyingonValentin’stableutowhere,aboveamountainandforestofgargoyles,thegreatdevilgrinsonNotreDame.
Thelibrarywaslong,low,anddark;whatlightentereditshotfromunderlowblindsandhadstillsomeoftheruddytingeofmorning.ValentinandhisservantIvanwerewaitingforthemattheuerendofalong,slightly-sloingdesk,onwhichlaythemortalremains,lookingenormousinthetwilight.Thebigblackfigureandyellowfaceofthemanfoundinthegardenconfrontedthemessentiallyunchanged.Thesecondhead,whichhadbeenfshedfromamongtheriverreedsthatmorning,laystreaminganddriingbesideit;Valentin‘smenwerestillseekingtorecovertherestofthissecondcorse,whichwassuosedtobeafloat.FatherBrown,whodidnotseemtoshareO’Brienssensibilitiesintheleast,wentutothesecondheadandexamineditwithhisblinkingcare.Itwaslittlemorethanamoofwetwhitehair,fringedwithsilverfreintheredandlevelmorninglight;theface,whichseemedofanugly,emurledanderhascriminaltye,hadbeenmuchbatteredagainsttreesorstonesasittossedinthewater.
“Goodmorning,CommandantOBrien,”saidValentin,withquietcordiality.“YouhaveheardofBrayneslastexerimentinbutchery,Isuose?”
FatherBrownwasstillbendingovertheheadwithwhitehair,andhesaid,withoutlookingu:
“IsuoseitisquitecertainthatBraynecutoffthishead,too.”
“Well,itseemscommonsense,”saidValentin,withhishandsinhisockets.“Killedinthesamewayastheother.Foundwithinafewyardsoftheother.Andslicedbythesameweaonwhichweknowhecarriedaway.”
“Yes,yes;Iknow,”reliedFatherBrownsubmissively.“Yet,youknow,IdoubtwhetherBraynecouldhavecutoffthishead.”
“Whynot?”inquiredDr.Simon,witharationalstare.
“Well,doctor,”saidtheriest,lookingublinking,“canamancutoffhisownhead?Idontknow.”
OBrienfeltaninsaneuniversecrashingabouthisears;butthedoctorsrangforwardwithimetuousracticalityandushedbackthewetwhitehair.
“Oh,there‘snodoubtit’sBrayne,”saidtheriestquietly.“Hehadexactlythatchiintheleftear.”
Thedetective,whohadbeenregardingtheriestwithsteadyandglitteringeyes,oenedhisclenchedmouthandsaidsharly:“Youseemtoknowalotabouthim,FatherBrown.”
“Ido,”saidthelittlemansimly.“Ivebeenaboutwithhimforsomeweeks.Hewasthinkingofjoiningourchurch.”
ThestarofthefanaticsrangintoValentinseyes;hestrodetowardstheriestwithclenchedhands.“And,erhas,”hecried,withablastingsneer,“erhashewasalsothinkingofleavingallhismoneytoyourchurch.”
“Perhashewas,”saidBrownstolidly;“itisossible.”
“Inthatcase,”criedValentin,withadreadfulsmile,“youmayindeedknowagreatdealabouthim.Abouthislifeandabouthis……”
CommandantO‘BrienlaidahandonValentin’sarm.“Drothatslanderousrubbish,Valentin,”hesaid,“ortheremaybemoreswordsyet.”
ButValentin(underthesteady,humblegazeoftheriest)hadalreadyrecoveredhimself.“Well,”hesaidshortly,“eole‘srivateoinionscanwait.Yougentlemenarestillboundbyyourromisetostay;youmustenforceitonyourselves-andoneachother.Ivanherewilltellyouanythingmoreyouwanttoknow;Imustgettobusinessandwritetotheauthorities.Wecan’tkeethisquietanylonger.Ishallbewritinginmystudyifthereisanymorenews.”
“Isthereanymorenews,Ivan?”askedDr.Simon,asthechiefofolicestrodeoutoftheroom.
“Onlyonemorething,Ithink,sir,”saidIvan,wrinklinguhisgreyoldface,“butthat‘simortant,too,initsway.There’sthatoldbufferyoufoundonthelawn,”andheointedwithoutretenceofreverenceatthebigblackbodywiththeyellowhead.“Wevefoundoutwhoheis,anyhow.”
“Indeed!”criedtheastonisheddoctor,“andwhoishe?”
“HisnamewasArnoldBecker,”saidtheunder-detective,“thoughhewentbymanyaliases.Hewasawanderingsortofscam,andisknowntohavebeeninAmerica;sothatwaswhereBraynegothisknifeintohim.Wedidn‘thavemuchtodowithhimourselves,forheworkedmostlyinGermany.We’vecommunicated,ofcourse,withtheGermanolice.But,oddlyenough,therewasatwinbrotherofhis,namedLouisBecker,whomwehadagreatdealtodowith.Infact,wefounditnecessarytoguillotinehimonlyyesterday.Well,it‘sarumthing,gentlemen,butwhenIsawthatfellowflatonthelawnIhadthegreatestjumofmylife.IfIhadn’tseenLouisBeckerguillotinedwithmyowneyes,IdhaveswornitwasLouisBeckerlyingthereinthegrass.Then,ofcourse,IrememberedhistwinbrotherinGermany,andfollowingutheclue……”
TheexlanatoryIvanstoed,fortheexcellentreasonthatnobodywaslisteningtohim.TheCommandantandthedoctorwerebothstaringatFatherBrown,whohadsrungstifflytohisfeet,andwasholdinghistemlestightlikeamaninsuddenandviolentain.
“Sto,sto,sto!”hecried,“stotalkingaminute,forIseehalf.WillGodgivemestrength?Willmybrainmaketheonejumandseeall?Heavenhelme!Iusedtobefairlygoodatthinking.IcouldarahraseanyageinAquinasonce.Willmyheadslit-orwillitsee?Iseehalf-Ionlyseehalf.”
Heburiedhisheadinhishands,andstoodinasortofrigidtortureofthoughtorrayer,whiletheotherthreecouldonlygoonstaringatthislastrodigyoftheirwildtwelvehours.
WhenFatherBrown‘shandsfelltheyshowedafacequitefreshandserious,likeachild’s.Heheavedahugesigh,andsaid:“Letusgetthissaidanddonewithasquicklyasossible.Lookhere,thiswillbethequickestwaytoconvinceyouallofthetruth.”Heturnedtothedoctor.“Dr.Simon,”hesaid,“youhaveastronghead-iece,andIheardyouthismorningaskingthefivehardestquestionsaboutthisbusiness.Well,ifyouwillaskthemagain,Iwillanswerthem.”
Simonsince-nezdroedfromhisnoseinhisdoubtandwonder,butheansweredatonce.“Well,thefrstquestion,youknow,iswhyamanshouldkillanotherwithaclumsysabreatallwhenamancankillwithabodkin?”
“Amancannotbeheadwithabodkin,”saidBrowncalmly,“andforthismurderbeheadingwasabsolutelynecessary.”
“Why?”askedOBrien,withinterest.
“Andthenextquestion?”askedFatherBrown.
“Well,whydidntthemancryoutoranything?”askedthedoctor,“sabresingardensarecertainlyunusual.”
“Twigs,”saidtheriestgloomily,andturnedtothewindowwhichlookedonthesceneofdeath.“Noonesawtheointofthetwigs.Whyshouldtheylieonthatlawn(lookatit)sofarfromanytree?Theywerenotsnaedoff;theywerechoedoff.Themurdereroccuiedhisenemywithsometrickswiththesabre,showinghowhecouldcutabranchinmid-air,orwhat-not.Then,whilehisenemybentdowntoseetheresult,asilentslash,andtheheadfell.”
“Well,”saidthedoctorslowly,“thatseemslausibleenough.Butmynexttwoquestionswillstumanyone.”
Therieststillstoodlookingcriticallyoutofthewindowandwaited.
“Youknowhowallthegardenwassealedulikeanair-tightchamber,”wentonthedoctor.“Well,howdidthestrangemangetintothegarden?”
Withoutturninground,thelittleriestanswered:“Thereneverwasanystrangemaninthegarden.”
Therewasasilence,andthenasuddencackleofalmostchildishlaughterrelievedthestrain.TheabsurdityofBrownsremarkmovedIvantooentaunts.
“Oh!”hecried,“thenwedidn‘tlugagreatfatcorseontoasofalastnight?Hehadn’tgotintothegarden,Isuose?”
“Gotintothegarden?”reeatedBrownreflectively.“No,notentirely.”
“Hangitall,”criedSimon,“amangetsintoagarden,orhedoesnt.”
“Notnecessarily,”saidtheriest,withafaintsmile.“Whatisthenestquestion,doctor?”
“Ifancyyoureill,”exclaimedDr.Simonsharly;“butIllaskthenextquestionifyoulike.HowdidBraynegetoutofthegarden?”
“Hedidntgetoutofthegarden,”saidtheriest,stilllookingoutofthewindow.
“Didntgetoutofthegarden?”exlodedSimon.
“Notcomletely,”saidFatherBrown.
SimonshookhisfstsinafrenzyofFrenchlogic.“Amangetsoutofagarden,orhedoesnt,”hecried.
“Notalways,”saidFatherBrown.
Dr.Simonsrangtohisfeetimatiently.“Ihavenotimetosareonsuchsenselesstalk,”hecriedangrily.“Ifyoucan‘tunderstandamanbeingononesideofawallortheother,Iwon’ttroubleyoufurther.”
“Doctor,”saidtheclericverygently,“wehavealwaysgotonveryleasantlytogether.Ifonlyforthesakeofoldfriendshi,stoandtellmeyourffthquestion.”
TheimatientSimonsankintoachairbythedoorandsaidbriefly:“Theheadandshoulderswerecutaboutinaqueerway.Itseemedtobedoneafterdeath.”
“Yes,”saidthemotionlessriest,“itwasdonesoastomakeyouassumeexactlytheonesimlefalsehoodthatyoudidassume.Itwasdonetomakeyoutakeforgrantedthattheheadbelongedtothebody.”
Theborderlandofthebrain,whereallthemonstersaremade,movedhorriblyintheGaelicO‘Brien.Hefeltthechaoticresenceofallthehorse-menandfish-womenthatman’sunnaturalfancyhasbegotten.Avoiceolderthanhisfrstfathersseemedsayinginhisear:“Keeoutofthemonstrousgardenwheregrowsthetreewithdoublefruit.Avoidtheevilgardenwherediedthemanwithtwoheads.”Yet,whiletheseshamefulsymbolicshaesassedacrosstheancientmirrorofhisIrishsoul,hisFrenchifedintellectwasquitealert,andwaswatchingtheoddriestascloselyandincredulouslyasalltherest.